What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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