And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
birth control should be required to get into college
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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