I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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