I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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