well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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