Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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