My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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