Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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