STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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