He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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