Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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