ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman