I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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