My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.