Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home

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(352): View more from Florida

My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
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(716): View more from New York

So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.

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(647): View more from Ontario

That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.

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(818): View more from California

Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman

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