Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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