508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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