just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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