Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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