Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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