I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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