i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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