I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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