garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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