I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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