Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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