uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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