I have demons in me.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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