Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.