its not stalking. its research.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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