You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.