when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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