True but thats because hes a fetus.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Can I color on your dick again?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole