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• (818): View more from California

  he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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• (831): View more from California

  She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  so I ended up banging her last night

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  dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i don't even remember

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (207): View more from Maine

  so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"

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• (516): View more from New York

  He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.

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