WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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