i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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