I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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