I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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