Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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