well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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