they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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