where am i from again
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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