At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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