My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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