You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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