How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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