Don't you send me to vm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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