Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize