I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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