I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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