i don't like sucking hair
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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