I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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