before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Success! We fucked roommates!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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