doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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