they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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