im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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