Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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