On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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