The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
love makes seman taste better
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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