She said her name was "party"
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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