I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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