Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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