The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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