i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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